Best New 250 Cool Whatspp Status Latest and Updated

Best New 250 Cool Whatspp Status Latest and Updated

Whatspp Status is first Impression of your profile in Whatsapp Account. Every Whatsapp users want some different and unique Whatsapp Status for Profile. So here we post some different and unique and latest Whatsapp status. 

These latest status list are all in one that means you find Inspirational, Funny, Love, cool, motivational, Attitude and Different type of categories in this articles. You can also these whatsapp status for Year 2015. These Whatsapp Status are one of the best way to describing who you are.

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1. Had a really great "Night Out" last night, According to my police report.
2. I will win, Not immediately But Definitely.
3. If youre talking behind my back, youre in a good position to kiss my ass!
4. Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, Im tired of solving them for you.
5. The road to success is always under construction.
6. Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will.
7. Born to express not to impress.
8. Silent people have the loudest minds.
9. Sometimes its easier to pretend you dont care, than to admit its killing you.
10. You cannot stop the waves but you can learn to surf.
11. Life is like photography, You use the negatives to develop.
12. Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and Im not sure about the universe.
13. War doesnt determine whos right. War determines whos left.
14. When someone says, "Youve Changed", It simply means youve stopped living your life their way.
15. If you want to make your dreams come true, The first thing you have to do is wake up.
16. I dont have dirty mind, I have Sexy imagination.
17. Whenever i think of quit smoking, I need a cigarette to think.
18. You never know how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you have.
19. You have to be ODD, to be number ONE.
20. When life puts you in tough situations, dont say, why me? Just say, try me!
21. I stopped fighting with my inner demons. We are on the same side Now.
22. If people are trying to bring you Down, It only means that you are Above them.
23. Failure is the opportunity to begin again more intelligently.
24. The greatest advantage of speaking the truth is that you dont have to remember what you said.
25. Nothing in the world is more common than unsuccessful people with talent.
26. Be a good person, But dont try to prove.
27. Mistakes are proof that you are trying.
28. Some people are alive only, Because its illegal to kill them.
29. I am not failed......My success is just postponed.
30. If you like me Then raise your hand, If not then raise your standard.
31. When i was born..Devil said.."Oh Shit..!! Competition".
32. I work for money, For loyalty Hire a Dog.
33. I am always right, Once i thought that I am wrong, But i was wrong.
34. I know i am something, Because god doesnt create garbage.
35. If you are gonna be two-faced, Honey at least make one of them pretty!
36. When nothing goes right..!! Go left.
37. If you cant convince them, Confuse them.
38. I love to walk in fog, Because nobody knows i am smoking.
39. I am not drunk, I am just chemically off-balanced.
40. Oh, So you wanna argue, Bring it. I got my CAPS LOCK ON.
41. I am so poor that i cant pay attention in class.
42. Warning...I know KARATE.......And few other oriental words.
43. I used to be an atheist, But then i realized im God.
44. Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
45. Success is like being pregnant everybody congratulates you, But nobody knows how many times you got fucked to get there.
46. I am not virgin, My life fucks me everyday.
47. Nothing is over until you stop trying.
48. Person you love is 72.8% water.
49. I talk to myself because i like dealing with a better class of people.
50. People say, you cant live without love...I think oxygen is more important.
51. 80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.
52. When everything comes your way.. Then you are on the wrong way.
53. shes so fake, if you look behind her neck. I bet it says "Made in china".
54. I drink to make other people interesting.
55. If at first, you dont succeed..Keep flushing.
56. Save water drink beer.
57. Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.
58. Not all men are fools, Some stay bachelor.
59. Dont kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.
60. His story is History, My Story is Mystery.
61. Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.
62. Smile today, tomorrow could be worse. 
63. The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. 
64. If you dont succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.
65. Stop worrying about the world ending today. Its already tomorrow in Australia.
66. Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter... people the opposite.
67. Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesnt contain any calories.
68. I love my job only when Im on vacation
69. Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up.
70. Never test how deep the water is with both feet.
71. The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes.
72. Parachute for sale, used once, never opened!!
73. My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
74. FREE PUPPIES: Half cocker spaniel, half sneaky neighbors dog.
75. Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
76. In my house Im the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
77. Im not online, its just an optical illusion.
78. Thats the secret to life... replace one worry with another.
79. If there is a "WILL", there are 500 relatives.
80. How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? They both have an iPhone.
81. Some people call me Mike, you can call me tonight.
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